replici…

..pe care le ador la Jeff Dunham si la personajele sale:

– What happens in D.C. stays on Youtube (Walter)

– I am not muslim! Look at my ass. it says Made in China (Achmed)

– Knock knock! – who’s there? – me! i kill you! (Achmed)

– You are using an unneeded “F”: Jeff. (Peanut)

– Dude, you need a Tic-Tac (Peanut)

– God damn it! aaaaa Allah damn it! (Achmed)

– Jose has THE STICK (Jose)

– You are married for 46 years. When was your happiest moment? – 47 years ago!” (Walter)

– Women age like fine wine – Mine is ageing like milk!” (Walter)

– Do you know an oral sex for us is? -What? – She screams “Screw you!” and i scream “Bite me!” (Walter)

– Her pride is now, yours was 20 years ago (Peanut)

1 comentariu
  1. sorin
    8 ani în urmă

    foarte tare tipul…..si replicele chiar sunt de memorat…chiar acum ma uitam la aia de craciun…..si mai am cateva in lista:)

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